Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ?
If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ?
Employee : That’s easy,49.
Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge ?
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Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
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Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What r the four steps to put a deer into the fridge ?
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Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
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Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals r there except one, why ?
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Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
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Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles ?
filled with crocodiles ?
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles r at the lion’s birthday
Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why ?
In the end the old lady still died. Why ?
Employee : Er.. I guess she drowned ?
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.
U may leave now..
U may leave now..
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Moral : No matter How much preparation you do for an interview, interviewer can always make you fail it.
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Moral : No matter How much preparation you do for an interview, interviewer can always make you fail it.
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