Yesterday, I posted my list of Funny actual business names... the clean edition. Today, I have much businesses whose names are not so family friendly. Enjoy.
- Big Dick's Halfway Inn. This reminds me of that riddle about how far can a dog run into woods. The answer's halfway (the other half, he's running out of the woods). Anyway, that's basically the story of my life: Ruining a funny risque joke by bringing up some nerd trivia.
- Kidsexchange. Needed to put a bigger space between the "s" and the "e"... without one, this sign takes on a whole different meaning.
- Bunghole Liquors. Webster's Dictionary defines "bunghole" as "a hole for emptying or filling a cask"... in other words, the hole in a barrel from which you pour liquor. That definition, however, does not line up with the one from Butthead's Dictionary.
- Dick Liquor. This one isn't even pretending to be rooted in an antiquated term like bunghole.
- Fuk Mi Sushi and Seafood Buffet. I mean... really?
- Analtech. It would be one thing to name your company that. But if you're going with "Analtech"... how can you decide it's a good idea to give your logo serious colon overtones?
- The Dirty Hoe Garden Shed. Almost too contrived for this list, but qualifies...
- Kum N Go. This is a pretty well known one. I think I'm including it more because I don't want the "How could you leave off Kum N Go?" backlash than because I'm into it. Is that the dictionary definition of catering to the masses? (Probably. In both Webster's and Butthead's dictionaries.)
- Superior Erection Company. I like things that mean other things.
- Yeung Ho II Chinese Food. Where's the first Yeung Ho?
- Master Bait and Tackle. Both of those were so fun when I was younger. Now they both take hours if not days of recovery time.
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